From Java

Here I am sitting in Java, looking at some boring shit as usual. The dorks beside me are looking to purchase fake swords from eBay: Gay. I am just posting about my shit to pass the time. I can't wait till I can learn about useful things to do with Java other than determining how many letters are in a fucking sentence. Seriously who the fuck cares?

Oh and by the way I'm working on a new article for all my awesome fans.