Alarm System

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Laser Shield is a portable Security System that keeps people out of your crap. Do you live in the ghetto? Did a couple of "Crazy looking mo-fos" move next door? Do you not feel safe with Oprah fans on the loose? Well if so check out the Laser Shield Security System. This system is an easy to use portable system that can be hooked up to multiple units. Laser Shield uses a high tech laser detection system that is perfect for protecting the important things in life... like your computer. Wouldn't want to not be able to view the Epic Zone. So if you feel the need to protect yourself. Buy a gun and then finish off your Security System with Laser Shield. Available at Comp USA, Home Depot, Costco,
Kmart, Montgomery Ward, Sears and more.



Note: I'm not against "African Americans", it's just a joke. This product is real though so check it out.