The only way I can get a weekend off is to get hospitalized.

I talk a lot about working at McDonalds on The Epic Zone. Yeah, I hate working there about as much as anyone could hate working. I have to work every weekend of my life, but I found a way around it this time. While working on Friday morning I began to lose feeling in my hand, it appeared as if I was only imagining doing things because I couldn't feel. Than I had trouble reading and speaking. I felt like a retard not being able to say the word ingredients. After a while I really was afraid something bad was going on. So my manager made someone take me to the hospital. Turns out I had a severe migraine which I inherited from my mom. That's right, of all the things I could get from my mom I got a fucking headache problem. Thanks a lot mom. Oh well, I used this excuse to take off Saturday and do nothing at all. Sweet.